Sunday, 11 September 2016

We're home so it's time to share some final thoughts - Sunday 11th September

We landed at Tullamarine at 6:20am to 7°C, some 23°C less than in Bali.
There'll be no pool dipping today.


The process of geting out of the airport was hassle free even though there ~four plane loads of passengers.
I, like a good citizen, declared our vanilla beans and tamarind but customs weren't interested and let us straight through.
Again our driver was there to meet us and given it was 7:15 on a Sunday morning the drive home was swift.

Unpacking will occur over the day as we are both bone tired.

All of which leads me to my final blogging task, my final thoughts for the trip.


Please forgive the myriad of spelling mistakes and poor grammar in this, and all my blogs.

I should have listened to Tiz and gone for two weeks.

We won't be staying in Seminyak, nor the South Bali region, again.

There are too many white people with too many meaningless tattoos.

Going to Bali and eating and being accommodated as if you were in Australia is as expensive as doing it all in Australia.

Bali, or at the very least, the coastal areas, has progressed so quickly and to such an extent that I think it may be causing irreparable damage.

You can strike it lucky and meet the nicest people on a plane.

Braids seem to be out of fashion, unless you are a child or childish.

Balinese drivers are very similar to BMW drivers having no concept of indicators or about using one lane at a time. Having said that they seem to have very few accidents. I think their generally calm attitude helps a lot. 

The Balinese have well worked out "customer currency". They size you up in a flash and pitch exactly what you look like you're after at you almost instantly.

The golden rule "You get what you pay for." applies even in Bali.
Who'd have thunk!

Balinese tradesmen / craftsmen are some of the best, and hardest working, in the world. Period.

I love their sense of aesthetic for fun things, like bikes and boards.

Services, such as laundry and massages, are cheap.

The Balinese are genuinely one of the nicest, upbeat and helpful people on earth. They deserve our endless respect.

We need to pack less clothes and electronic stuff next time we visit.

I would love to take or meet our kids in Bali some time in the not too distant future.

Balinese are not wealthy and seem to derive disproportionately little from the large amount of money that is spent on their island. The poverty I saw in some places made me cry. Think about what you are doing there, as a relatively well off first would tourist and try do something to help these beautiful people.
One way to help is to donate to Bras for Bali
Please go take a look and spread the word 

"Bali belly", to some extent or other, is inevitable. For us it was a little uncomfortable and visited quite late in our holiday, thankfully. 

You should all visit Bali, at least once in your lives.

Ubud sells T-shirts that say "Eat, Pray, Leave", and they wish we would take note. I think they really dislike Hollywood and Julia Roberts.

As always there are so many more things I could share, and probably will, but I need to officially finish it up, for the sake of the two or three readers of this blog.

Finally, the observations and opinions shared in this blog are mine, but are open for debate. If you do want to debate any of them be prepared to be wrong.
If there is anything I can help anyone with, based on our very limited travel experiences in Bali, feel free to "raise you hand".

Thanks for reading our blog and we hope your days are filled with more joy than sorrow and that every one of them brings you something new, something to smile about, something to make you feel grateful and something good to share.

Finally, a plug for two new excellent experiences that I think are worth sharing -



Cheers, Marino and Tiziana  
   

  

Day 7 of 7 - Saturday 10th September

No dogs barking through the night.
No songbirds doing their thing at sunrise.
Excellent!

For today we have planned to do -> 
NOTHING 
NIENTE 
ZERO 
NADA 
НИЧЕГО 
KHÔNG CÓ GÌ
NIČ
XEJN
RES
何もありません
INTET
NIKS
E LEAI SE MEA
ไม่มีอะไร
HİÇBİR ŞEY DEĞİL

.... in that precise order ;-)

We actually headed south along Jalan Raya Basangkasa / Raya Seminyak / Legian for about 40 minutes then turned right towards the beach to head back home. We took a big unplanned detour which led us past a shop that had this out the front ...






I'm out the front snapping away with my phone and a guy comes out and starts chatting away, as only people from here do, and with a proud biker twist, and asks if I'd like to come in and look at some of the other stuff inside.
We're on the same page so I gladly follow him in.
He's got a soft-tail frame that's going to have a seriously engraved motor in it, eventually. He was telling me that the motor alone was going to have ~900 hours of engraving on it.
Now it's here that you need to know that this guy is no "easy way out" type of guy. He doesn't use an electric tool to engrave. He hand chisel EVERYTHING! Honestly, it doesn't matter if you are into Triumphs or HD or even bikes but you MUST appreciate the quality of this guys work.
And that goes for a shedload of Bali based bike fabricators. 
These guys are awesome. And I do mean AWESOME.
Below are his contact details and this is their site.
Go there, if only for the music on their home page.      



I'm so glad we tend to wander around somewhat aimlessly when we're on holidays, as gems like this often turn up.

And yet another oddity about this place hit me as we wandered around.
Thongs aka flip-flops aka jandals.
Just how many can a place sell?
Well, apparently, a lot.

  

The three stores above sell thongs. Only thongs. 
They have thousands of them in their stores, which are everywhere.
Other than colours and branding they appear all the same.
Much the same as a pair of good ones at Target,
BUT will cost you a shedload more.

marketing marketing marketing is the key

The final hours of the afternoon were spent drinking the last few drops of gin from the first of our two duty free one litre bottles of Tanqueray and dipping in and out of the pool.
The driver picked us up 8:30pm at it was a very slow drive to the airport.
It seems that Saturday night in Galungan sees everyone out and about.

We still arrived at the airport in good time to catch our 11:15pm flight and after going through four security checks, one of which impressively picked up on my titanium and cobalt internal parts, we finally made it to the lounge.

The bar staff at which we stopped for one final drink were overwhelmed and the service was pitifully slow.
The staff were doing there best and the new airport is now well airconditioned so it was not so bad.

We took off on time and having exit row seats made the sleepness overnight trip bearable.  


Saturday, 10 September 2016

Day 6 of 7 - Friday 9th September

We woke up this morning to the full effects of "Bali belly". 
There was no denying it but I was able to put up with it much better that Tiz.
To add insult to injury we had a yappy dog next door doing its yapping most of the night which made for a mostly sleepless night. 

Living the dream is not as easy as it may seem.

A piece of dry toast and a cup of coffee was the prudent breakfast to have and off we set to the masseurs at Puri Cendana.
Tiz opted for a facial as she did not want to chance the results of having her tummy massaged. I got the full massage but left a little disappointed as it was obvious the lady that massaged me was not a masseur. 
It was nice to be rubbed down, albeit gently, but it was not a massage.


The little hut she works from is tucked away in the corner of the pool at 
Puri Cendana Hotel

This is panorama shot from just outside the hut, 
which you can just see to the left



More pics about the facial and massage girls, above

Then Adi, our young driver, had not listened to our instructions and failed to pick us up at the appointed time and place. Adi, hearing but not listening!
We went back to the villa and he eventually figured it out and picked us up 30 minutes later.

We decided to go to Deus Ex Machina's Temple of Enthusiasm, in Canggu, for a look around and some lunch.
Again, young Adi was full of enthusiasm and good cheer but despite reassuring us to the contrary had no idea where it was.
This turned out ot be not such a bad thing as we saw almost all of Canggu before reaching our destination.
I used to wonder why anyone would stay "that far out from the action", but after our trip there today I compiled the following comparison between the Seminyak I know reasonably well and the Canggu we saw today.

We made it to the TOE after twice the time it should have taken us and my first thought was "It's not that big." 
I have seen so many pictures and clips of all of it so many times I should have known better. 
But that's pretty well true for all of my life - I should have known better.
Some pics ....

I have finally made it to the Temple of Enthusiasm!

First stop, barber shop? I think not.
Seriously, they have a barber shop.
You need to be well groomed if you're going to produce some of the hippest, 
and overpriced, T's, bikes and boards on the planet  


 Above and below are what greets you just inside the front doors.
One gripe I had was that the biggest size they carry is (Indo) XL, which looks like an Australian small.
At AU$37-40 for a T-shirt I was kind of glad they didn't have size FOB 
(F@t Old B@st@rd) for blokes like me


I really like this, and all their, mural(s)



Tiz outside one of the work areas, which arelaid out in a row next to each other 


 The surfboard shaping area
I love the smell of resin ..... any time of day

This is the bike workshop. 
What struck me was just how clean and frugal it was.
There is precious little machinery and tools and think this is why
the locals are such great bike builders. 
They have great imagination and hand skills to overcome the lack of cutting edge and expensive mchinery.


 Tiz outside one of the studios 

A typical, and beautiful, seat  

A view from the workshop area

Lunch time. Let's hope it stays down for a while.

Fifteen minutes before this pic was taken it was a full bottle of
Corona, a fish burger that had bun that felt and tasted suspiciously like a McDonalds bun (very light and sweet) and a tiny ramekin of quite nice salad.
It was OK.   

A very original looking 1941 WLA Harley Davidson

Similar to one of my bikes and it has my favourite color scheme

 A wide view as you step into the central courtyard from the front sales area.
Very inviting place to work, rest and shop  

Next stop Tanah Lot


Some homeless looking bloke


Looking sadly at all the empty and dscarded plastic water bottles in the sea





Tanah Lot, on this particular day, was a mixture of locals paying genuine respect to their gods and outsiders there for the circus it has become.

We felt that the majoriy of the grounds were just another set of cheap trinket stalls and overpriced takeaways mainly catering for the newly rich Asians.
Yes, the Chinese. All the restaurants have Chinese on the outside, to entice them in, and only Chinese.

Tiz pointed out that Sensoji Temple in Tokyo had a similar stall and carnival atmosphere, but yet the Japanese seem to do it with some reverence and do not have tacky 180bpm electronica music blarring in the background and endless shops selling T-shirts specifically aimed at one Asian nation. 
Yes, yes ...

The entire trip, which consisted of two 11kms legs, took ~2 hours.
One and half hours extra due to our driver having no idea.

We all do what we need to do to survive and it's easy to sit back from our comfortable first world lounge and critcise, but there are some things that sadden me. 

We got home ~4:30pm and were grateful for the peace and quiet.

For dinner we went to Kuni's, in JL Laksmana, which is a sister restaurant in Little Lonsdale St, in Melbourne. 
It was equally good. It's not Tet's but it's OK.

Panorama shot, with a jewel at the centre

Bintang beer brewed with lemon, noice, and shochu chaser

The bill. Not over the top for Eat Street in Seminyak,
but would be considered too much at home.


A swim after dinner and an attempt at watching "All the Way", a movie about LBJ, saw the end of the day for us. We fell asleep before the end of the movie. We shall have to rent it for yet another day.
  

    

Thursday, 8 September 2016

Day 5 of 7 in Bali - Thursday 8th September

Today was a slow day with the highlight being a visit to Jillian Wrights Lily Lane Villas on the outskirts of Ubud, far far away from the maddening crowds of Kuta, Semiyak and even central Ubud town.

Adi, our trusty driver, picked us up at 9am and had us there by 10:30am, which seems like a lot of time to travel ~30kms unless you're in the southern part of Bali AND it's the second day of Galungan, which is the dayeveryone goes around visiting.
If the gods made a more cordial person than Jillian I wish someone would let me know. 
We had a wonderful day in her company and were very impressed with the villas. Impressed enough that there are whispers of a couple of Watsonians investing in one. We'll see.

 

 The dining area where the pics of Tiz and I, above, where taken.

 Jillian and I talking about existentialism 
.... or maybe just me rabitting on about nothing

Below are just a couple of pics of the gardens and grounds at Lily Lane.
This garden, although not shown here, produces much of the vegetables and fruit served up to guests.
Seasonal fresh food. 
It doesn't get any better than that.




Spa, above and below

Really lovely slabs of wood, seen at a shop on the way back to Seminyak.
Shame they won't fit into the luggage. 

As one of the main purposes of coming to Bali was to restock our exhausted supply of vanilla we called into the spice market to do some "hankering".
We did OK with the good natured to-ing and fro-ing to reach an agreeable price and now have enough vanilla beans to last a very long while.   

Being a slowish day regular readers of my blogs know that it is an excuse for me to indulge myself with sharing pictures of things motive.
If you don't care for them, look away now.


Coming up - 1941 Willys Jeep restomod.
No idea what powers it but it's a great job.
I'll try to find the owner tomorrow and ask him a few questions about it.











200cc Kwaka flat tracker
Balinese are master craftsmen and turn out excellent bikes 
from stuff most of us scorn  


  Fixies, Brunswick or Seminyak, same same


And to finish off the day we went down to the beach to watch the sunset.
Too many clouds on the horizon to really get the full benefit,
 but nice nonetheless.

Tomorrow - Deus Ex Machina AND Tanah Lot
I can barely wait 
WOOOHOOOO